I am so, so frustrated right now. I imagine it’s because I’m doing something wrong, but I can’t figure out what it is. I have a decent amount of experience with Google Sheets and I’ve never had this problem before.

I’m trying to get Google Sheets to display the following info in a pie chart, displaying each number as a percent thereof.
Data
But what it really, really wants to do, is only display how much each row in column A makes up column A, which is of course 14.3% each.
The chart I do not want I know this already, I do not need a chart for it. The range is set to include Column B, but it is not included in the pie chart whatsoever.

How do I make this work? I have a deadline to meet and I’ve eaten up 30 minutes trying in vain to make the damn pie chart.